the operation
uh oh! foreign body detected in a vital organ!
let's get it out, the sooner the better!
don't let it fester!
we'll get a doctor's letter,
righty-o! commence extraction, no painkillers on hand
so we'll need a distraction—the problem's in the colon—
eyes are shouting panic! my friend, look elsewhere!
i'm telling you to focus on your lungs and all that dirty air,
i'm sure if you expel it you'll look and feel lighter!
and i'm telling you to focus on your tongue—
it's numb? that's just the drugs (the what?) kicking in,
stick it out when we say so (okay)
and you'll be right as rain!
that's right, look right,
and we'll shine a bright light
into your eyes and flash some warning signs—
oh no! foreign body detected! foreign body detected!
and, well, don’t you feel better now?
you think so, right? since we got the darn thing out!
and, well, you know we don't do bulk billing
since we've all gotta make our killing
(you mean our living?) yes, just like you!
but anyway, it's a small price to pay
for peace of mind, yes? thought so!
alright, bring in the next one,
what's his complaint? ah, who am i kidding—
let's go from the top, sound the alarm, prepare the fun!
uh oh! foreign body detected in a vital organ!